i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
i need medical attention but more importantly just attention
When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard.
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
when you think someone hates you and then they say/do something nice to you that proves otherwise and you’re like (✿◠‿◠)
I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework
sex
why did this get 25 notes
where did the ghost thing come from
2004 was 17 years ago
2004 was only 9 years ago
math
